Owl Tag Archives - HARDTIMES

Izzy Maurer • December 14, 2023

INDIANAPOLIS — Local man, and Duolingo enthusiast, Brandon Cole horrified friends and acquaintances gathered at an Italian restaurant when he…

Elanna White • June 14, 2023

PORTLAND, Ore. – Local music snob Tyler Milton recently heard a local barred owl and mistook the bird’s hoots for…

James Knapp • September 15, 2021

Man, you guys are great. Seriously, I can’t remember the last time I had such a great — oh look,…

Jon Ruggiero • April 1, 2020

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

Dan Kozuh • March 28, 2019

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 31, 2018

LOS ANGELES — After tweeting a racist comment to her 800,000 followers, Overwatch League has decided to give Roseanne Barr…

Kyle Erf • September 25, 2017

TORONTO — Legendary rocker Geddy Lee crashed his giant owl into the CN Tower last night, which left authorities scrambling…

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