Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out of town come through here…
Dear Claire, This letter will probably not come as a shock to you, after your shameless performance at White Castle last night. Frankly, I don’t…
I’m no poser. I love the Dead Kennedys as much as the next punk. However, I wholeheartedly believe there are better ways to express your…
Time to turn those frowns upside down my little worker bees, because THERE IS A DOG IN THE OFFICE TODAY!!!! A real, four-legged fur baby…
I don’t think there are many people out there who will tell you America has no problems to fix. Let’s start with the electoral college.…
I love a lot of games, but nothing is as close to my heart as the Call of Duty series. The long-running military FPS franchise…
Like, seriously. I’m asking honestly, do you all hate me? I don’t know, maybe I’m just being paranoid but I sometimes feel like you’re all…
I can’t believe we’re finally heading to Ozzfest! We’ve been talking about this for years and it’s finally happening. Where else can you find the…
Hey you. It’s me. I need to ask you something and I hope you’ll be honest with me. I know you’ve been hurt before by…
Hey you with the mac and cheese stains on their shirt. It’s time to close all those tabs you won’t read, save all the documents…
Virtuoso. Iconoclast. Visionary. Ska pioneer. These are just some of the terms used to describe legendary jazz/ska trumpeter Miles Davis. He never once confined himself…
Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is not a matter of opinion.…
I’m a really angry person, and my preferred way to show my angst is by making snide remarks at strangers and through fashion. And what’s…
Fellas, society is changing. And NOT for the better. The fact is, whether you’re a man, a horny cartoon wolf, or a horny cartoon skunk,…
With the family dynamic becoming more fluid in recent years, it’s important that we take a step back and accept reality when it comes to…