Andrew Murphy
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SEATTLE, WA — Internet commentators and online communities announced this morning that they are “fucking stoked” to push recently famous…
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CHICAGO — Local Tinder bot Jennifer, 29, whose existence centers on driving lonely men to fraudulent dating sites, organically stopped…
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Freelancer
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MADISON, Wis. — The breakout Netflix show “The Queen’s Gambit” has reportedly inspired millions of young girls around the globe…
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Luke Thornton
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ATLANTA — Local writer and amateur philosopher Alex Garfield is still questioning the meaning of life today after receiving an…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Bait and Snitch admitted today that they are really now more of a punk Dungeons…
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Tom Peters
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local concerned citizen Rob Cinyek is providing a detailed play-by-play account of last night’s protests against racial…
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Kyle Vorbach
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GENEVA, Switzerland — The World Health Organization released strict new guidelines today to help millions of people quarantined around the…
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Andy Holt
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In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Executives at Buzzfeed issued an apology today for their quiz, “Plan A Perfect Winter Day and We’ll…
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Steven Kowalski
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CHICAGO — Dave Mitchell, longtime fan and player of the online-only relationship Dave and Tina was disappointed today after developers…
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