Old Man Tag Archives

Steve Packosky • May 9, 2025

We all know representation matters. Whether it’s in the workplace or in our favorite movies and television shows, it’s important…

Dan Rice • March 30, 2025

I just had the most horrible experience. There I was, minding my own business, watching “My Dinner With Andre” so…

Chris Bowen • December 30, 2024

ALBION, N.Y. — Local curmudgeon Hadwin McKlusky fell victim to a vicious prank played by neighborhood kids in which they…

Alex Vlahov • June 26, 2024

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Local retiree Mitch Danfork was seen standing directly in front of a pickup counter and observing…

Ben Friedman • April 23, 2024

LANSING, Mich. — Local 72-year-old conservative Gerald Wakowski was on the verge of a complete meltdown after a passerby misgendered…

Alex Bradley • April 6, 2024

NEW YORK — Local woman Julie Oliha found her true love when a random old man commented “Beautiful Very So…

The Hard Times Staff • January 29, 2024

WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden unveiled his new 2024 campaign slogan which promises voters he will die in office soon…

Charles Bill • December 12, 2023

SILVER SPRING, Md. – Local Boomer Glen Thais created a disturbance at the insurance firm where he is employed after…

Dan Rice • November 15, 2023

Few television shows have remained relevant in our cultural lexicon for as long as Rod Serling's "The Twilight Zone." Employing…

Joe Rumrill • July 19, 2023

ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Confused members of touring space-metal band Stratizzfear are reportedly still reeling after playing an advertised “all ages”…