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James Knapp • September 22, 2022

DURHAM, N.C. — Local drug hookup Benjamin Wertner is reportedly only known to clients by his first name and one…

Kevin Tit • June 3, 2021

I’ve been playing anarcho-folk songs for the better part of a decade, so it’s no surprise that the Government has…

Dan Kozuh • January 14, 2021

Hey, Alexa? I've been hearing a lot of talk about how this Coronavirus vaccine is actually a tracking device created…

Kevin Tit • December 17, 2019

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Disturbed federal agents confirmed today that local punk and well-known exhibitionist Angela Meyers has removed the little…

Leo Schuehle • June 2, 2019

FORT MEADE, Md. — John Flavors, an intelligence analyst at the National Security Agency, was reportedly “heartbroken” after the Mac…

Jim Mencel • February 2, 2018

SEATTLE — Microsoft announced it would stop selling the Kinect after hearing negative customer feedback through the device complaining about…

The Hard Times Staff • July 29, 2017

WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…

M.J. Amory • March 15, 2017

ATLANTA — Leaked documents from the National Security Agency confirmed that even they are not listening to local man Tucker…

Ed Saincome • December 14, 2015

MENLO PARK, CA – Just weeks after announcing his plan to donate a majority of his Facebook shares to charity, Mark…

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