John Danek
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SAVANNAH, Ga. — Record store employee Ian Benedict endured yet another judgement by a customer yesterday, who thought his Coheed…
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Bobby Korec
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MEDFORD, N.Y. — Aspiring film buff and possible ADD sufferer Jacob Leftwich spent the entire duration of “The Godfather” yesterday…
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Gregg Gethard
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I don’t think any of you know what it’s like to touch the sky. To know what immortality tastes like.…
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Ted Pillow
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What up ‘90s kids! Remember waking up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons while plowing through an entire box…
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Rob Steinberg
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ATLANTA — Local 30-year-old Dimitri Reynolds learned yesterday that he’s no longer in Adult Swim’s target demographic after a visit…
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Zach Russell
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Lifelong nerd Nate Guajardo emerged from a local Planet Fitness facility today “beefed out as fuck” after…
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PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to…
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John Dixon
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DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan…
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John Danek
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DENVER — Local nerd Eugene Boscroft asked aghast record store employees moments ago to help him find old compilations from…
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Freelancer
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Since the release of their critically acclaimed debut album, Weezer has long-stood as one of the most influential alternative rock…
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