Alex Vlahov
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Congratulations, you’re back at a family gathering and tolerating it as long as you can. Time for your mom to…
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Jordan Liffengren
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TAMPA, Fla. — The National Association of Wedding Planners overwhelmingly voted Peaches' song "Fuck The Pain Away" as the worst…
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Jordan Liffengren
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Your mom is a classy lady—she wasn’t raised in a barn for gosh sake! And that means she’s offended. A…
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Malia Simon
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DENVER — Local mom Carla Bogerton’s newfound acceptance of cannabis is reportedly ruining the fun of slipping away from the…
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Kyle Duggan
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Hi, sweetie. I was just checking my phone to see if you remembered to call when I realized I never…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Your mom cited general confusion and a lack of tech-savvy when she wasn’t sure which emoji…
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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Is it really summer time already? Gosh, the days just fly by don’t…
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Joe Rumrill
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STERLING, Va. — Well-meaning local mother Marla-Sue Crenna reportedly left a record-breaking lull in the story she was in the…
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Malia Simon
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Here the fuck we go again. You swore if mom’s friend Gwen compared your music career to her jewelry business…
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Alright butt-nuggets, listen up and listen good, a real man is talking. I know there have been a lotta laughs…
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