Jay Shingle
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January 8, 2021
CONCORD, N.H. — 32-year-old house sitter Ervin Holt discovered the benefits of a nightly face washing routine last week after…
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Megan Cox
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November 22, 2020
SAN DIEGO ー Male coworkers of local woman Cleo Thomas discovered yesterday that months of her small talk and general…
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Louie Aronowitz
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September 28, 2020
ATLANTA — A team of male researchers reportedly discovered the cure for COVID-19 yesterday, mere seconds after a correlation between…
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Andy Holt
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September 4, 2020
NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…
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Billy Patterson
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September 4, 2020
WASHINGTON — Disturbing new research from the Brookings Institute has found that thousands of young, white men across America are…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 29, 2020
HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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Heather Cook
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September 11, 2019
Remarkable! Men never touch other men when they are navigating through a crowded bar, but if there’s a woman in…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Years of clinical research has found that, on average, female bands playing local shows receive only 78…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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February 13, 2018
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Chelsea Bowers is reportedly preparing for what will surely be several rounds of involuntary music…
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Johnny Mo
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January 27, 2018
CHICAGO — Climatologists are blaming record-low temperatures for the steep decline in Year-Round Shorts-Guy populations, resulting in a massive shortage…
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