Mechanic Tag Archives

Livy Berry • January 4, 2025

TAMPA, Fla. — Local 19-year-old Cody Carson reportedly declared his advanced vape expertise by writing “mechanic” on his otherwise quite…

Dave McNamara • February 18, 2023

QUINCY, Mass. — Local punk Jimmy Herrera is worried about his lack of Social Distortion records to play in an…

Nathan Kamal • March 31, 2022

Keeping your car in good working order is not easy. It’s especially more difficult when something goes wrong, and you…

Literally A Koala • May 12, 2021

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man and dedicated Al’s Automotive supporter Brian Crespi was shocked and devastated to learn that…

Dan Kozuh • June 29, 2020

PITTSBURGH — Local man Samuel Burke was reportedly unsure when to name drop heavy metal band Sepultura to the tow…

Hunter R. Thompson • May 28, 2020

HELENA, Mont. — A newly discovered journal of their expedition has revealed that famed American explorers Lewis and Clark apparently…

Eric Navarro • July 26, 2019

I am not standing here in the garage of a Pep Boys because it’s my job to inform you about…

The Hard Times Staff • May 25, 2019

EUGENE, Ore. — Local mechanic and outspoken male feminist Elias Murphy finally received his copy of Forbes magazine’s “Most Powerful…

Patrick Coyne • March 26, 2019

MARIETTA, Ga. — Car owner Charlie Simmons admitted today that he swapped out his copy of Belle & Sebastian’s album…

The Hard Times Staff • October 5, 2016

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. -- Local punk band Strangle Parade replaced the front axle on their tour van yesterday, with frontman Geoff…