Jeff Sessions’ crusade against marijuana is damaging to the American economy, harmful to our healthcare system, and totally blows chunks for the band 311. Sessions,…
HOLLAND, Mich. — Your 14-year-old cousin Blake Liston admitted to you yesterday that, as of two weeks ago, he smokes pot and it is “totally…
BOULDER, Colo. — Scientists at the University of Colorado have confirmed that marijuana severely impairs the ability to grasp tasteful interior decoration, according to a…
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite being open about it with…
SAN FRANCISCO — Confused stoner Tyler Harrison participated in a sleep-study program believing the nocturnal testing session would actually be a thoughtful dissection of the doom-metal…
PIKE CREEK, Del. — Three friends are currently being held in a Highlands home basement by local stoner Spencer Cobb, who has been attempting to…
TORONTO — Hardcore punk powerhouse-turned-indie rock darlings Fucked Up will release a limited run of their new 12” EP Year of the Snake on smokable…
DENVER — Straight edge artist Don Springer has completely exhausted ideas for his newfound glassblowing skills after finishing a single clumsy-looking glass letter ‘X,’ sources in the…
NEW YORK — Enormous cherub Action Bronson dabbed an astounding 10 ounces of duck confit in a single sitting earlier this week in what is…
Phoenix residents young and old have been flocking to the newly-opened Bayview Skatepark to put wheels on fresh concrete, slide down rails, and purchase dank-ass…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California state lawmakers held an emergency vote on Proposition 64 last night, requiring marijuana dispensary employees to play guitar for a minimum…
DENVER — Local resident Dan Biez confirmed a leaked financial report earlier today, disclosing that the kief catcher on his marijuana grinder, which accumulates small…
WASHINGTON — Stoners from across the country held a joint press conference last night to announce “no real plans” for the future, according to the…
DENVER — Self-described “stoner-tech” metal band Great Barrier Reef revealed today their plans to write a song in a 4/20 time signature, which would be…