Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Greg Kaiters enjoyed reading a nice chapter from a book at the Bridgetown Rose Saloon…
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Tom Peters
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CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…
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Doug Francisco
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BLACK ROCK CITY, Nev. — Senior Amazon engineer Eddie Shipman claimed today that Burning Man, the weeklong electronic music festival…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…
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Patrick Coyne
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TUCKER, Ga. — Punk Ollie Boyer turned around a framed photo on his nightstand last night of punk rock icon…
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Collin Canning
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LANGHAM, Saskatchewan — A Beta Cucks show last night at the Langham Legion Hall was interrupted when a windmilling punk…
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Alexandra Houle
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LOS ANGELES — Garage-rock frontman Julian Wood asked a casual female acquaintance yesterday for naked photos in an effort to…
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Vince Ratti
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PHILADELPHIA — Local pervert David Bell could not climax this morning during his daily commute after noticing another bus rider…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A Wilco T-shirt mysteriously materialized last week in the closet of local man Steve Rosetti, the latest…
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Patrick Coyne
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Chronically unemployed man and frequent HPV spreader Danny Feldman is completely unaware that his last three girlfriends…
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