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Alexandra Houle • June 27, 2020

TORONTO — Local well-known-for-having-a-beard guy Will Hoover has finally invested in a hat after being asked to shave for a…

Jay Shingle • June 19, 2020

SEATTLE — White guy Joey Kipling started a two week break from consuming any news late last week, citing discomfort,…

Goodrich Gevaart • May 26, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Local punk and tall guy Michael Snyder replaced standing in front of his short girlfriend Anna Nelson…

Twitch Plays Hard Drive • April 4, 2020

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

Krissy Howard • January 27, 2020

CARSON CITY, Nev. — 63-year-old punk Ardith “Ardie” Keith cannot believe you haven’t heard of obscure local band Frankie and…

Jimmy Beliakoff • January 12, 2020

FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was…

Shea Strauss • December 30, 2019

CARLSBAD, N.M. — Avid Tinder user Myles Soto enjoyed playing Devil’s advocate last night while his date begged him to…

Louie Aronowitz • December 29, 2019

EDEN — God, the almighty, omnipresent being responsible for the creation of life itself, finally confirmed that he removed Adam’s…

Bobby Korec • November 30, 2019

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Greg Kaiters enjoyed reading a nice chapter from a book at the Bridgetown Rose Saloon…

Tom Peters • November 19, 2019

CARY, N.C. — Local co-op worker Alan Swanson is fed up with assumptions that he’s somehow in charge of coworkers…

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