Ben Friedman
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August 12, 2022
PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…
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Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal…
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Tony Morse
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September 17, 2021
If you’ve been around the block as much as I have, you know you can’t hardly trust anyone about anything.…
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Ben Friedman
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February 18, 2021
RACINE, Wisc. — Local woman Madison Kemper nearly reached her breaking point with Tinder last night after receiving yet another…
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Steve Esparra
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February 18, 2021
LOS GATOS, Calif. — The remaining members of the outspoken nü-metal band Trapt are seeking an ill-informed bigot with cursory…
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FREDERICK, Md. — 48-year-old insurrectionist Mark Fleming is still struggling to understand how nobody noticed that he kidnapped Tiffany Trump…
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Ish Gupta
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January 17, 2021
WASHINGTON — Capitol Police instructed potential rioters today to “just use the same route as last time” in response to…
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Stephen Bell
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January 9, 2021
PRIDE ROCK — Dozens of hyenas still loyal to Scar attempted and ultimately failed to retake Pride Rock in a…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 11, 2020
It seems like just yesterday those Trump-loving, dumbass crybaby MAGA bitches were clogging up my Facebook feed with racist propaganda,…
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Kevin Tit
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November 3, 2020
NEW YORK — A visibly desperate and agitated President Donald Trump loaded his IMI Desert Eagle handgun today and travelled…
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