Alec Walker
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So our show had zero people at it, and I mean zero. Even the bartenders left after they watched us…
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Ben Friedman
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Most people would agree that the last place you want to die is on the job, not only because you’ll…
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Neel Bhakta
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HOUSTON – A local couple who initially met at a Weezer are reportedly lying to friends and family, by claiming…
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Kimberly Scott
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DARBY, Penn. — Local punk mother Janelle Zander was mortified to discover her son, whom she believed was out partying…
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Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked 'em dead. I know you're probably wondering why you didn't…
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Nathan Kamal
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I know that this is an emergency situation and we here at Sacred Heart Hospital are bound by the Hippocratic…
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Sean Fallon
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local man and obvious liar, Benjamin Walters, who was recently diagnosed with COVID, claims to have caught…
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Tony Morse
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Renowned courtroom analyst Dr. John Andersen confirmed that freshly acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was as proficient as…
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James Knapp
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…
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John Danek
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“The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.” I have no idea what that statement means, but that’s what the vocalist…
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