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Ben Sobieck • January 16, 2026

MINNEAPOLIS — Blake Clansmyn, an agent with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), allegedly shot a worker at Chipotle who…

S.L. Neechski • December 26, 2025

DENVER — Libertarian Rich Fayleson recently advocated on the podcast Debate Me Bro that children who have school-lunch debt should…

Cody Arbor • November 14, 2025

Greetings, thrifty eaters, it is I: your Gourmand Guardian, here with more reviews on living well, and eating better! Today,…

Jeff Bender • January 15, 2025

LAUREL, Miss. — Drummer Keith Reed for the hard rock group Assistant Coach expressed a desire to contribute creatively to…

Alex Vlahov • November 16, 2024

HAYWARD, Calif. — Local man Nathaniel Poppavich is hell-bent on claiming his “rightful place in history” as the inventor of…

Mike Maher • March 16, 2024

CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…

Chris Bowen • February 26, 2023

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local vinyl pressing plant employee John Rolland pressed a limited-edition “egg salad vinyl” version of Last Ritual’s…

Nathan Kamal • January 2, 2023

Is there anything more adorable than two animals who become photogenic friends? While some people don’t find their hearts warmed…

The Hard Times Staff • January 14, 2022

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Multiple references to new couple Darius Mastrogiovanni and Sam Padgett’s disgustingly raunchy sex life were skillfully and…

The Hard Times Staff • January 14, 2022

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Multiple references to new couple Darius Mastrogiovanni and Sam Padgett’s disgustingly raunchy sex life were skillfully and…

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