Rob Ryder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — The Black Hole House of Portland reportedly contains a microwave which needs to be preheated, according to…
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Dan Kozuh
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local couple Jordan Meyers and Alexis Carter reportedly left their unique collection of used sex toys ignored…
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Patrick Coyne
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TACOMA, Wash. — Punk house squatter Dave Giles reportedly converted virtually every open space within his home into a junk…
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Joe Rumrill
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Beleaguered local drummer Sadie Plemmons assigned all future ride cymbal playing to a recently-hired sous-drummer in order…
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Lauren Sewell
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ST. LOUIS – Local line cook Reuben Gunnels updated his extensive resume by adding a fourth tattoo of a knife…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk and self-declared “dish-truther” Sammy Gladwin has been reported by multiple sources as using both sides…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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Krissy Howard
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DOVER, Del. — A local townie and currently wasted-off-his-ass scallop is rambling on about the time his rubbery body was…
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John Dixon
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AKRON, Ohio — New local venue The Roach Trap has set the DIY punk scene ablaze with its endless amenities,…
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TEMPE, Arizona -- Your normie, non-punk girlfriend, who you've been with since early high school, is thrilled that you invited…
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