Joe Rumrill
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August 11, 2023
CARTHAGE, Texas — Eight-year-old birthday boy and aspiring punk Giovanni Duhamel specifically requested an inflatable, bouncy “Dischord House” for his…
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MILWAUKEE — Local guitarist and dad of two, Andy Kim, innocently believes that he is still a member of local…
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Sam LiButti
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September 22, 2022
DETROIT — Local mother Sheryl Carter purchased her 30-year-old Juggalo son a big red clown nose and a pair of…
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Matt Bieker
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March 28, 2022
CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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Matt Bieker
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March 28, 2022
CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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John Danek
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January 30, 2022
SARASOTA, Fla. – 6th grader and budding musician Wyatt Backstrom announced that he was stepping away from the Squier Strat…
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John Danek
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January 30, 2022
SARASOTA, Fla. – 6th grader and budding musician Wyatt Backstrom announced that he was stepping away from the Squier Strat…
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Colleen Nerney
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January 20, 2022
INDIANAPOLIS — 18-year-old Christian Mingle opened a lawsuit against his parents early yesterday afternoon in regard to his given name,…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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November 2, 2021
WELLAND, Ontario — Local hardcore kid Jordan Trimble announced his intentions to destroy the only intact ceiling tile remaining in…
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Nadia Sadri
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September 15, 2021
BROWNSVILLE, Texas — Six-year-old Danny Crothers is reportedly continuing to discuss his future dreams with no regard to the fact…
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