Kelley Greene
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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Wyatt Fair
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PASADENA, Calif. – Southern California native Zack Martin admitted his favorite summer activity is smoking cigarettes in his apartment with…
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BOSTON — Prospective police officer and unapologetic bigot, Danny Connor, promised friends and family that if he becomes a cop…
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MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Countless sources from around the world are reportedly still unsure why anything is going back to happening…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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Ted Pillow
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Everyone knows about Christopher Walken’s enthralling “Pulp Fiction” monologue. But that’s not the only time this eccentric thespian has played…
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DEKALB, Ill. — After a long battle with conformist society, local goth Marvin Crandall, 34, was found dead inside at…
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