Injury Tag Archives

Steve Packosky • February 28, 2026

Ow! Fuckshitfuck, that burns. People put ice on razor burn all the time, so I just figured dry ice would…

James Knapp • April 13, 2024

TONAWANDA, N.Y. — 39-year-old Kyle Lowe recently began a new and horrifying phase of his adulthood where he now almost…

Sara Božin • January 31, 2024

LOS ANGELES – 26-year-old punk Max Goldstein unfortunately sustained an injury in a mosh pit immediately after being kicked off…

Matt Husser • July 15, 2023

SAN JOSE — Local middle-aged guy Tom O’Donnell admitted he exclusively skates the curbs surrounding urgent care parking lots in…

Chris Bowen • December 1, 2022

CARLSBAD, Calif. — Local woman Janice Rickards told her husband he could go ahead with his dream of building a…

Tim Graham • July 14, 2022

ALTOONA, Pa. — Gary “Konkey Dong” O’Donnelly is reportedly in stable condition after performing his most punishing stunt yet which…

Corey Montgomery • March 17, 2022

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local man Jerrod Wader was seen advising caution to a group of friends leaving his home during…

Heather Cook • September 3, 2021

RALEIGH, N.C. — Local metalhead Damien Walsh is recovering at the Holly Hill Hospital after suffering severe nerve damage in…

Nathan Kamal • September 2, 2021

To live in changing times can feel like a curse. To understand the significance of history happening all around you…

Krissy Howard • August 27, 2021

DRYDEN, N.Y. — An online trend known as the “milk crate challenge” left local punk Shelby Smalls with almost no…