Josh Klasco
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local straight edge 22-year-old Niki Mishtia once again proved that he is perfectly capable of acting like…
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James Knapp
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JIM THORPE, Penn. — Craigslist user Hampton Bellamy sold a badly damaged and completely non-functional Kustom amplifier yesterday after listing…
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A. Cabbot
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WASHINGTON — Jerkhole bassist Alex Miller finally overcame his anxiety yesterday to ask why his bass guitar includes two extra…
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Dan Kozuh
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HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…
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Patrick Coyne
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It’s no revelation to say that most of the great comedies of yesteryear couldn’t be made today. The cultural climate…
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Charles Bill
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This past week we all watched as executive chef Jeff Tray was eliminated from the hit Food Network show “Chopped”…
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Krissy Howard
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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — Local woman and “legitimate fucking moron who acts like she’s better than everyone all of a sudden”…
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Joe Rumrill
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…
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Krissy Howard
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — Local man Jeff Debow mistook today what was sent as a pee emoji for “making this…
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Gary Doyle
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DUBLIN — A local moron obviously blind to his own idiocy stood around last night with a brand-new Gildan shirt…
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