Ben Friedman
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It’s safe to say that everyone at this tattoo convention can agree that the body is a blank canvas. Some…
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Tim Graham
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CINCINNATI — Dinosaur experts gathering for the annual Society of Vertebrate Paleontology conference made the surprising announcement that they still…
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Ben Friedman
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DUBAI — Attendees of the COP28 Climate Summit set aside the solutions to impending climate catastrophe after being dazzled by…
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Graham Saunders
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Rusty Steinman reportedly multiplied at a rapid rate after coming into direct contact with…
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Ben Friedman
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Ugh, what a day. I never want to see the inside of a courtroom again! Seriously, you drive drunk through…
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Chris Bowen
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Metal show promoter Gary Pearson allegedly requires local bands to sell a minimum of 50 tickets and…
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Max Barth
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NEW YORK — Spotify CEO Daniel Ek announced that the company would be laying off one-sixth of its workforce, though…
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Liam Stephenson
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SEATTLE — Legendary underground band Vomit Asylum admitted they would love to break through to the mainstream with a song…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley was recently seen in his neighborhood gas station murmuring, “What band…
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Ellie Fitzpatrick
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When I put on my outfit this morning, I really thought I looked fantastic. Black skinny jeans, Chelsea boots, button-down…
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