Doug Kolic
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for…
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Nathan Kamal
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Remember the Noid? In the 1980s, he ruined pizza, insofar as Domino’s can be ruined any more than it already…
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Alex Vlahov
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BOSTON — Studies conducted at MIT show that when visiting a Chipotle Mexican Grill location, the person in front of…
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Daniel Freborg
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SAN DIEGO — Local man Andrew Hannigan was disappointed after joining a cult he incorrectly assumed was centered around depraved…
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Neel Bhakta
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Local man Paul Costas disappeared after trying to tie his shoes in the midst of a…
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Lana Kim
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As someone who tends to curate playlists, I always get excited to see my end of the year Spotify Wrapped,…
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Alexandra Houle
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DENVER — Local woman Margaret Phelmer is reportedly struggling to embrace her new polyamorous lifestyle following a disastrous haircut, concerned…
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Dan Bookbinder
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SOUTHBRIDGE, Mass.--Newly 40-year-old man Gregory Chaudhari is experiencing a new type of mid-life crisis like many others his age--the inability…
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Jordan Liffengren
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed.…
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Doug Kolic
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If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that life is precious and we need to protect our…
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