Stephen Bell
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WACO, Texas. — Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps after…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Volunteers with the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Acoustics (PETA (But Not Assholes)) recently rescued a…
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Alec Walker
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I met with my therapist today. He said I should start to see the benefits of my journaling soon, but…
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Tim Graham
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DUBLIN — Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan passed away after a lengthy illness at age 65, or 112 when converted to…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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An automobile isn’t fit for the road unless it has a CD player or Discman with a cassette tape adapter–which…
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Kelley Greene
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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Cody Arbor
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You know what really pisses me off? These Johnny-Come-Latelys who show up in this fandom that me and my friends…
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Trevor Graham
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Congressman George Santos says he is not worried about his future as a politician and that he…
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Wilson Conkwright
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor and Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron DeSantis, promised that, if elected, he would change the fifty…
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Chris Bowen
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So it finally happened. Word got out at work that you play an instrument and now that one coworker who…
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