WASHINGTON — Popular ‘70s gay icons Village People announced they would be performing at multiple Trump inauguration events and will…
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David Lynch, the iconic auteur behind such projects as "Twin Peaks," "Blue Velvet," and "Mulholland Drive," passed away today at…
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GAZA CITY, Palestine — Israeli Defense Force First Sergeant Yosef Shochet admitted that he is suffering from terrible nightmares portraying…
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Matt Oriente
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MOSES LAKE, Wash. — Your parents announced that your childhood trauma will now be officially rebranded as “how things were…
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Tyler Roland
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Well, it’s a week into 2025, and let’s just cut the bullshit right here, right now. Fuck it, 2026 will…
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Joe Rumrill
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WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — Disturbed onlookers rolled their eyes as local bozo Sturgill Lacey clearly envisioned himself in an opening…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — The New York City Police Department unveiled a new AI surveillance program that promised to help them…
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James Knapp
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Karate—the perennial backup sport for kids who weren’t coordinated enough to play soccer. And what is a more direct comparison…
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Jeff Bender
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LAUREL, Miss. — Drummer Keith Reed for the hard rock group Assistant Coach expressed a desire to contribute creatively to…
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Steve Packosky
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Reality TV has to be one of the most prominent vices in society today, and many people tend to be…
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