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Six Songs We’re Catching Up On After Pulling Our Phone Out of the River We Threw It Into Last Week

Corey Montgomery • January 27, 2025

Goddamn, what a week, huh? If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably been spending the majority of your time since…

Cop Infiltrating Far-Right Militia Just Happy to See Colleagues Outside Work

Tim Sheard • January 26, 2025

AKRON, Ohio — Officer Brian McCarthur of the Akron Police Department shared his delight at seeing work friends while infiltrating…

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Why People Are Ditching Dry January for “Just Do Different Drugs Month”

Matt McInerney • January 26, 2025

As millions of Americans are committing to a “Dry January” in earnest, millions more are realizing, “Hey, wait, what the…

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High School Rush Fan Spends Seven Minutes in Heaven Making Pretty Girl Listen to “Working Man”

Ryan Werner • January 26, 2025

ST. LOUIS — Local Rush fan and high school senior Micah Kirby spent the entirety of the make out game…

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Sad: Woman Forced to Be Aware of Her Surroundings

Dom Turek • January 25, 2025

It is essential for women in big cities to be aware of their surroundings. It’s also essential for women in…

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If You’re Thinking All the Stamina it Takes to be a Death Metal Drummer Translates to the Bedroom, Well, You Couldn’t be More Wrong

Chris Bowen • January 25, 2025

I know that anytime you go to a metal show and focus in on the drummer pounding away on the…

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“What Does Billy Corgan Think About All This?” Wonders Billy Corgan

Ryan Werner • January 25, 2025

CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins singer and National Wrestling Alliance owner Billy Corgan suddenly wondered what Billy Corgan thought about all…

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Harvard Lab Makes Breakthrough Discovery of First Attractive Polyamorous Couple

Tim Sheard • January 24, 2025

BOSTON, Mass. — Harvard scientists studying modern American relationship dynamics made a breakthrough discovery by identifying the first conventionally attractive…

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Damn It! I Watched Your Instagram Story So Now I Have To Respond to Your Texts

Alex Vlahov • January 24, 2025

I keep getting your texts, but listen: you have no idea how busy I am online. There are so many…

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Punk Comes to Sudden Realization That Moshing Pretty Stupid

John Danek • January 24, 2025

CHARLEROI, Pa. — Lifelong punk Hunter Burchuk experienced the startling epiphany that moshing is “dumb as hell” during a recent…

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