Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Handsome super secret agent Angus “Mac” MacGyver easily thwarted a series of overly elaborate and ironic death…
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Nathan Kamal
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Did we just discover a real life Freddy Krueger? This high school janitor from Springwood, Ohio totally got his ass…
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Bobby Korec
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Local man Bart Donaghue attempted to break a curse that resulted in Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” being stuck in…
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Dan Rice
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In recent years, our cultural landscape has gained a newfound focus on accountability, and I fully support that shift. Seeing…
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Nathan Kamal
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“The Shining” is, simply put, one of the greatest horror films ever made. Hell, it’s one of the greatest films…
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Heather Cook
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HADDONFIELD, Ill. — Serial killer and supernatural force of pure evil Michael Myers insists upon wearing three layers of face…
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Tyler Dark
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The conversation surrounding what should be done about gun violence in America has become more exhausting than ever; with each…
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Mark Roebuck
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MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…
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Patrick Coyne
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METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…
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Freddy Krueger
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Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…
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