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As anyone without children can tell you, being a childless adult is the absolute pinnacle of human existence. It rules, it’s awesome, it’s the best.…
OK, when I decided to buy a home in this community, I thought I’d enjoy a little bit of freedom in how I express myself…
I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have a diagnosed anxiety disorder and…
It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together! Well, almost. As many of…
They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of the former supporters who have…
Rejoice ye goblins and ghouls, the spooky season is upon us again! If you’re a parent, you’re probably on the hunt for festively creepy (but…
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Just like the bower bird with his bower or the black widow spider with his lively rump dance, human men often go to great lengths…
Just because the longest day of the year has come and gone, it doesn’t mean that leisurely outdoor activities are on their way out as…