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Dan Bookbinder • March 5, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 49-year-old Corey Nulf was a self-proclaimed feminist until anyone around mentions musician Courtney Love, confirmed sources…

Trevor Graham • November 13, 2023

TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Collin Pike very briefly filled the gaping hole of emptiness in his life by impulsively…

Sarah Feliciano • July 5, 2021

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man with too much time on his hands Daniel Arnold unpromptedly gave his two cents on…

Jon Ruggiero • April 3, 2020

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

Charles E.P. Murphy • April 15, 2019

PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…

Davin Givhan • November 27, 2017

SEATTLE — Online retail behemoth Amazon will roll out their new “Glory Hole” home subscription service this month in select…

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