Julia Zhen
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SEATTLE — Local Chacos-wearing woman Stevie Saintclaire recently found love with Tevas fanatic Zak Richards as the two bonded over…
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Brooks Gray
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local man Todd Branford was very surprised yesterday by the extremist beliefs of his former college friend…
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Stephen Bell
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CINCINNATI — Devoted “Deadhead” Mason Print simply does not understand that other bands besides The Grateful Dead exist, despite numerous…
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Patrick Coyne
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MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local mom Jerri Donalda is running out of polite euphemisms for describing her “free-spirited” daughter Anne in…
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The body odors of local DIY soapmaker Joseph Silvercat have become unbearably disruptive to those sharing his…
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Krissy Howard
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PIKE CREEK, Del. — Three friends are currently being held in a Highlands home basement by local stoner Spencer Cobb,…
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Rick Homuth
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Oh, no! Apparently my hippie neighbor that lives downstairs heard me playing guitar. I ran into him when I was…
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Daniel Louis
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WASHINGTON — The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration will recall over 550,000 units of the popular “COEXIST” bumper sticker due…
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Krissy Howard
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. -- Two roommates teamed up late last week to give their apartment a long-overdue cleaning, a source reports,…
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Kyle Erf
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MANCHESTER, Tenn. – Several attendees of summer music festivals have died while hundreds more remain hospitalized after an outbreak of…
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