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Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

Taylor Roebuck • March 6, 2020

DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…

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Prospect of Getting High Not Enough to Cancel Out Taste of Robitussin

Patrick Crooks • February 22, 2020

WHEELING, W.V. — Local woman and drug enthusiast Lindsey Cruz reportedly turned down the opportunity to trip balls for less…

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Staff Talks Buttigieg Down From Bad CBD Oil Trip

Dan Kozuh • February 21, 2020

RENO, Nev. — Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg canceled an appearance with a local voter group yesterday after spinning out…

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311 Cruise Spills 11 Million Gallons of Hash Oil Into Caribbean

Kyle Stanley • January 18, 2020

KINGSTON, Jamaica — An ocean liner hosting the 311 Caribbean Festival Cruise struck a reef off the coast of Jamaica…

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Straight Edge Man Attends Show on High Horse

Dan Luberto • December 22, 2019

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Attendees of an all-ages hardcore show last night were treated to the arrival of local straight…

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Woman Smuggles Weed Into Fest by Eating Entire Stash in Security Line

Lauren Lavín • August 16, 2019

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local punk Hazel Mason ate her entire three-day supply of weed earlier today while standing in line…

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Friend From High School Has Exciting Pyramid Scheme to Tell You About

Mark Roebuck • November 28, 2017

THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to…

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I Have A Doctor’s Note to Be Too High for My Shift at Cheesecake Factory

Goodrich Gevaart • September 24, 2017

Duuuuuuude. I know. I’m like 20 minutes late for the mid shift and you look suuuuper pissed off. Like mad…

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Promoter of One Day Festival Unsure Why So Many People Camping

Mark Roebuck • September 5, 2017

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Martin Savage, promoter of the first annual High & Low Festival, was reportedly surprised to find…

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Death Cab Not for Cutie, Actually for Someone Named Mark

Kyle Erf • August 31, 2017

[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — A recently summoned Death Cab was not intended…

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