Jack O'Keeffe
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HAMILTON, Ohio — After choosing the “bad grades” story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has…
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Jack Lewis
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local parents Joyce and Rich Gloppin have severely overestimated their 9th-grade daughter Dani’s social standing and ability…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Recent transplant Andre Alvarado was reportedly unsure which merch table was socially acceptable to aimlessly stand by…
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Dan Luberto
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LONDON — Local steampunk Alexi Franklin was assaulted yesterday by fellow Pincham High classmate and noted steamjock Victor Gryphon, multiple…
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Eric Navarro
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Growing up I thought high school was gonna be full of parties and whacky hijinks where my three best friends…
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Tristen Stafford
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ITHACA, N.Y. — High school student Peter Church etched a swastika into his 9th period math class desk in a…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to…
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Dan Kozuh
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PEORIA, Ill. — Infamous sophomore bully Peter Fazio has chosen to target Dane Sumner’s large facial birthmark for hazing, choosing…
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Dustin Meadows
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HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity…
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Andrew Murphy
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MT. VERNON, Wash. — Students and faculty at George Washington High School were enraged last week after cancer-stricken student Zachary…
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