Dan Rice
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I don’t mean to come off as preachy or superior, but I’ve always felt sorry for people who need to…
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Sidney Conant
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Stephen King’s legacy as a horror visionary is as far-reaching as it is undeniable, but it should be fair to…
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Jus Kaplan
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Under the right circumstances, eating edibles can be an awesome time. They’re convenient, potent, and discreet. They’re also legal (assuming…
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Rob Steinberg
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LAKE CHARLES, La. — An oil tanker owned by ExxonCBD carrying over a million gallons of cannabidiol tipped over spilling…
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Amanda Russel
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BERKELEY, Calif. — An elite panel of alternative medical professionals announced that the common identifier “California Sober” is being expanded…
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Josephine Ramos
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HILLSBOROUGH, N.J. — Local party-goer and person seemingly in need of some “quiet time,” Katherine Gallagher, is being asked by…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Extremely circumspect spray paint addict, Calvin Roberts, is said to be back to wiping down his cans…
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Nathan Kamal
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MIAMI — A small group of 19th Century time travelers is reportedly very disappointed with the lack of readily available…
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BOSTON — A local straight edge man battling cancer admitted his biggest regret in life was how infrequently he knocked…
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BOSTON — A local straight edge man battling cancer admitted his biggest regret in life was how infrequently he knocked…
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