Steve Packosky
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August 4, 2025
TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…
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Frederick O'Brien
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February 27, 2025
CHICAGO — Local shoegaze band The Distant Star announced that they were intending to perform a couple more songs, ruining…
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Preston Long
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April 19, 2024
ATLANTA — Bystanders at a recent singer-songwriter showcase were reportedly creeped out after witnessing the headliner awaiting his set watching…
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Joe Rumrill
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September 28, 2023
GIBBON, Neb. — Perennial local opening act Algae Pile is raking in cash after making the decision to sell the…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Opening hardcore band Musher claimed they loosened the pit during their set on Tuesday evening before headliner…
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Dan Kozuh
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August 24, 2022
CHICAGO — Touring punk band Crazy Cool Maggie told several sources that they are technically co-headlining with more well-known group…
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Members of fledgling hardcore band Horse Hockey Massacre conceded the fact their set should’ve ended, like,…
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John Danek
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July 17, 2021
OMAHA, Neb. — The Britney Spears ‘90s classic “...Baby One More Time” being played between sets at a recent hardcore…
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POMONA, Calif. — Aging punk Kelvin Obera hired a no-nonsense private investigator last week, trying to determine the exact time…
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Joe Rumrill
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October 30, 2019
SYDNEY, Australia — Developers behind the popular mid-2000s peer-to-peer sharing platform Kazaa announced today that files labeled “Tom_Green_Sausage_Song_AudioREAL_FUNNY” will headline…
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