Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Perpetually unemployed boyfriend Liam Womack announced yesterday that he will cease failing to author novels to pursue…
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Jay Topshe
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CLEVELAND — Your mom casually suggested last night, while you took a brief break during your band practice, that “you…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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CHICAGO — Local record collector Toni Joyce organized her extensive vinyl collection yesterday by whatever basic life necessity the money…
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Luke Brogden
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ROANOKE, Va. — After watching three bands already, three more bands are scheduled to play before yours tonight at local…
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Doug Francisco
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local 12-year-old Tanner Allen gave his father Grant a ride to Ace of Spades last night to…
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Rick Homuth
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — An exhaustive interrogation after a show at the Cherry Pit last Saturday night revealed that “that…
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John Danek
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local punk and 7” record collector Oliver Haggarty fully believes that vinyl records requiring listeners to sit…
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Doug Francisco
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SAN FRANCISCO — The “death” section of the Wikipedia page for punk legend Benny Core is far longer than any…
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The Hard Times Staff
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Aries (March 21 - April 19) There’s no faster way to an Aries’ heart than a well-timed compliment. You know…
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Keith Buckley
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CLEVELAND — Local child Dixie “Shortcake” Ross was utterly bewildered this week when her first day of kindergarten revealed a…
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