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Tom Scheve • December 30, 2018

OMAHA, Neb. — Newly hired sound guy David Murphy was “not about to take fucking notes from some bullshit guitarist”…

Josh Jurk • December 29, 2018

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — A trash can located on the corner of Church and Spring St. gained sentience late last…

Mark Roebuck • December 28, 2018

DAYTON, Ohio — The drummer of local punk band Vulture Attack took a “confusingly inappropriate” amount of time last night…

Travis Flack • December 27, 2018

SAN ANTONIO — Local concertgoer Tim Flinanski is two tandem stage dives away from certification for solo dives in accordance…

Bobby D. Lux • December 26, 2018

WASHINGTON — Scientists researching the life expectancy of punks now claim that the first punk to live a full 65…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • December 25, 2018

BETHLEHEM — A local show billed as “The Most Important Event in Human History” reportedly ended as a “total fucking…

John Dixon • December 25, 2018

NORTH POLE — Jolly Old Saint Nicholas admitted he was slightly irritated last week when his workshop was flooded by…

Francis Beringer • December 24, 2018

NORTH POLE — Santa Claus shocked Christmas enthusiasts worldwide today by launching a Patreon campaign to fund his 2018 world…

Dan Kozuh • December 23, 2018

ROCKFORD, Ill. — Chicago punk Robbie Kaplan called attendees of last weekend’s Levin-Brady wedding ‘whiny posers’ and ‘crybabies’ as he…

Lucas Passarella • December 22, 2018

ONEONTA, N.Y. — Patrons at punk venue The Station report that the only functioning fixture in the entire bathroom is…

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