Mark Roebuck
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June 4, 2019
DETROIT — Avid cannabis consumer Jake Sweeney exploded in rage today after finding a seed in his marijuana for the…
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Ben Friedman
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June 4, 2019
LOS ANGELES — The International Committee for Problematic Favorites announced today that die-hard defenders of Morrissey have won the 2019…
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Doug Francisco
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June 3, 2019
LOS ANGELES — The artificial intelligence algorithm behind LANDR’s audio mastering service yesterday remastered all songs it received into Chumbawamba’s…
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Bobby D. Lux
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June 3, 2019
EL PASO, Texas — Democratic Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke faced increased scrutiny from political adversaries yesterday following accusations alleging he…
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John Dixon
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June 2, 2019
AKRON, Ohio — New local venue The Roach Trap has set the DIY punk scene ablaze with its endless amenities,…
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Randi Pulator
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June 2, 2019
RICHMOND, Va. — Members of the disbanded hardcore group Surge Protector reunited in secret last night to discuss ending their…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Right Cross frontman Tony Cooper went well out of his way last night to make sure everyone…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders would not stop yelling at sound guy Ethan Gardner about “Medicare for…
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — 26-year-old data scientist Ricky LeBlanc reportedly impressed party guests last night by opening their beers with…
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Mark Maira
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June 1, 2019
LOS ANGELES — ’90s electronica artist Moby dismissed today the negative statements you allegedly made about him on a friends’…
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