Genevieve Daanjur
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LAS VEGAS — Local woman Veronica Freeman set a new record at the annual RollerCon last week, giving herself a…
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Jerrod Kingery
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LOS ANGELES — “Justice League” director Zack Snyder is set to helm another comic book movie: a gritty reboot of…
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John Danek
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MILWAUKEE — Representatives from the top acoustic bass manufacturers gathered yesterday outside Violent Femmes bassist Brian Ritchie’s house to beg…
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Bobby Korec
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BALTIMORE — Local introvert Katie Pidacter quietly hoped yesterday that no one would remember her birthday this year, in order…
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Mark Bouchard
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DURHAM, N.C. — Rising data entry star Stuart Carroll is hospitalized today following a freak tech deck accident, which doctors…
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DETROIT — A neglected Hoover WindTunnel vacuum currently stuffed in the front closet of notorious punk house The Slayboy Mansion…
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Bobby Korec
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PHILADELPHIA — Friend-of-a-friend and uninvited Super Bowl party guest Bartholomew Youngblood just wants everyone to know that the word “football”…
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Joe Rumrill
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MIAMI — Super Bowl LIV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers was ground to a screeching…
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Pete Fritz
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NASSAU, Bahamas — Pop/reggae fusion band Baha Men are hoping 2020 is the year Animal Planet finally incorporates their song,…
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Dan Rice
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AUSTIN, Texas — Self-proclaimed anarchist punk Craig Garson, who once stabbed a police officer while on LSD, was flabbergasted last…
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