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Shea Strauss • March 4, 2020

PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. — Local housecat Poobies was the only resident of 62 South Woodside Drive that contributed to cleaning…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 3, 2020

EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…

Ted Pillow • March 3, 2020

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected…

The Hard Times Staff • March 3, 2020

NEW YORK — A recent report from Overpower-Overcome Enterprises found that last year’s inordinate number of backstabbings ground the hardcore…

Jason VanSlycke • March 2, 2020

COMMERCE CITY, Co. — A bag of drugs successfully made it through a concert security line early yesterday afternoon without…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • March 2, 2020

DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…

Rachel Steele • March 2, 2020

I’m not like other moms, you know. Sure, I pick up my kids from soccer practice on Thursday afternoons, and…

Ryan Werner • March 2, 2020

IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local crust punk Elliot Schreiber had the dick tattoo on his face completely blacked out by…

Shea Strauss • March 1, 2020

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a press conference today to announce the end of his presidential campaign…

The Hard Times Staff • March 1, 2020

CARSON, Calif. — Tampa Bay Vipers stand-out kicker Andrew Franks outraged fans and pundits last week after refusing to stand…

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