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Five “Community” Easter Eggs I’ve Blown Out of Proportion Due to Loneliness

Ben Collins • May 2, 2020

Like so many of us, I’ve spent the last few weeks quarantined alone in my studio apartment with nothing but…

Basement Hostages Blissfully Unaware of Pandemic

Ryan Danley • May 2, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — 64-year-old captor Charles Lynn Gartner’s basement-dwelling hostages remain blissfully unaware of the global crisis happening right outside…

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Bald Guy Pushing for CDC to Make Hats Mandatory Too

Issa Diao • May 2, 2020

MADISON, Wis. — Local bald man Gene Zielinski is petitioning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today, demanding they…

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Activist Posts Important Meme

Louie Aronowitz • May 1, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local activist/influencer/yoga instructor/Instagram model/spiritualist Lana-Ann Fink did her part yesterday to take a stand and inspire change…

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Philadelphian Desperate for Human Interaction Resorts to Chucking D-Size Batteries at Self

Patrick Coyne • May 1, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Quarantined Bella Vista resident Zack Simmons is so desperate for any interaction with his fellow Philadelphians, he’s resorted…

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Crush Probably Just Watching Livestream from Someone Else’s Instagram Account

Louie Aronowitz • April 30, 2020

GREEN BAY, Wisc. — Local punk and BurntBridge frontman Zach Maron live-streamed an intimate acoustic show on Instagram late last…

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Neighborhood Applause for Healthcare Workers Ruins Perfect Vocal Take

John Danek • April 30, 2020

BROOKLYN — New Yorkers loudly applauded their appreciation for healthcare workers on the front lines of the COVID-19 epidemic again…

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Child Not Popular at Home School Either

Sari Beliak • April 29, 2020

GILROY, Calif. — 13-year-old Matthew Staller’s social standing has not improved at all since his middle school closed down last…

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Sesame Street Airs Special Episode to Explain Coronavirus to the President

Jon Wood • April 29, 2020

NEW YORK — The cast of “Sesame Street” joined the country’s leading scientists and health experts this weekend in a…

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Joe Biden Announces Endorsement from Sundown Movement

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 28, 2020

WASHINGTON — Notable Alzheimer's awareness organization Sundown Movement officially endorsed former Vice President and Democratic nominee Joe Biden this morning,…

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