Caroline Smith
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WASHINGTON — In an effort to bring jobs back home to the U.S., President Trump ordered soldiers enlisted in the…
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Salim Alam
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local cop and bland-tasted white guy Cody Anderson admitted earlier today that, despite his general aversion to any…
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LOS ANGELES — Startling new models released today predict a massive spike in potential lovers subjecting their first dates to…
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Krissy Howard
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Actor, director and newly radicalized “Some Good News” creator John Krasinski revisited his YouTube feel-good series yesterday…
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Aviva Siegel
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LOS ANGELES — Police officers continued to wreak havoc on the city of Los Angeles this week, looting over 50%…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Popular disco group the Village People announced they had severed ties with Victor Willis, better known as…
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Freelancer
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Joseph Calbroni resorted to imagining all of the protestors he is beating the shit out…
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LOS ANGELES — Wutherton Tall, the creator of conservative food blog The Thin Blue Lime, scribbled a five-star review into…
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John Danek
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MINNEAPOLIS — Law enforcement officials have renamed the interrogation tactic “Good Cop, Bad Cop” to “Accomplice Cop, Murderer Cop” to…
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