Parker Newman
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The term “toxic masculinity” gets tossed around pretty casually these days but, for good reason. We are living in a…
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Kevin Tit
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WHEATON, Md. — The local branch of the BodySmith Fitness franchise is refusing to terminate your gym membership until you…
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Gary Doyle
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CHICAGO — PUSHback frontman Chris Sheppard is now completely unrecognizable to his close friends and peers after not having gone…
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Henrik Persson
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local gym rat Paul Deetz started his workout today with a full seven minutes of rest…
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Nick Ortolani
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HACKENSACK, N.J. — A new report from the Brookings Institute has found that nationwide gym closures due to the coronavirus…
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Zach Russell
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Lifelong nerd Nate Guajardo emerged from a local Planet Fitness facility today “beefed out as fuck” after…
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Krissy Howard
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HOUSTON — Confused guy and self-described “gym rat” Hunter Brooks habitually motioned today for a woman at a local Planet…
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Bobby Korec
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Abs: Everyone wants them. No one’s got them. Except yours truly. In today’s world, there just aren’t many people willing…
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Andy Holt
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local Nintendo Ring Fit user Dan Remington expressed frustration at the massively increased number people playing…
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Tom Peters
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ODESSA, Texas — Touring hardcore band Mormon Conversion Unit was criticized last night for failing to observe the established etiquette…
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