Louie Aronowitz
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PERRYSBURG, Ohio — A recent posting of singer/songwriter Dan Sheen’s Bandcamp link has silenced his local friend group chat despite…
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Zach Raffio
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CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Robby Danter, bassist and devoted member of local band The Tennis Court Oath for the past six…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring…
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Patrick Coyne
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MEQUON, Wis. — Online friends and otherwise total strangers Oscar Bean and Freddie Wagner have no idea how to end…
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Ted Pillow
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local conspiracy theorist Vinnie Logano discovered a secret plot yesterday to kick him out of the “BFF…
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Owen Crowlie
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CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named…
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John Danek
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CINCINNATI — Friendless, pathetic loser Sonny Robertson attempted to remedy his loneliness yesterday by starting a group text with his…
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KC Phillips
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SEATTLE — A “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Party” group chat has allegedly devolved months after Halloween into an increasingly incomprehensible…
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Andy Holt
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REDMOND, Wash. — Samsung Galaxy S9 owner Keith Anderson was added to what was previously an iMessage group chat last…
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The Hard Times Staff
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RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…
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