Alex Salcido
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Ridiculously attractive man and recent Milwaukee transplant Josh Billingsley left dozens disappointed today after confirming that he…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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Pete GK
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SPRINGFIELD, Ore. — The First Baptist Church graciously agreed to host “Springfield Thrash Fest 3: Fuck This Town to Death”…
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Krissy Howard
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DOG HEAVEN — Several dogs awaiting entry into the big, grassy field in the sky are being forced to wait…
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Louie Aronowitz
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EDEN — God, the almighty, omnipresent being responsible for the creation of life itself, finally confirmed that he removed Adam’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…
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M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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KC Phillips
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Hey God. It’s me. Again. I know it’s been a while since we’ve talked but I need your help. Lately,…
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BOSTON — Tufts University philosophy student Colin Hendricks was amused to learn yesterday that recovering addict and “fucking brainless sheep”…
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Dan Rice
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Ever wonder what happened to your God? It seemed like he was EVERYWHERE in ’80s and ’90s, but today, as…
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