Ryan Danley
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Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos…
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Bobby Korec
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God works in mysterious ways. That's why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from…
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HEAVEN — Local divine and benevolent deity, God, updated His LinkedIn profile yesterday, changing His title to Content Creation Ninja…
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Freelancer
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HEAVEN — Local benevolent being, God, ended the life of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today as a formal…
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Dan Rice
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“And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day…
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Dan Rice
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Let’s go places, with our faith. Was it not Christ’s anger at the money changers during the cleansing of the…
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Jon Wood
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GOODE, Va. — Disgraced former Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed last week to watch his wife Becki attend…
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Neil Floyd
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HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…
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Jake Menez
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…
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Andy Holt
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HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…
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