Girlfriend Tag Archives - Page 6

Stephen Bell • August 28, 2020

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local man Joseph Whitt described moments ago his relationship with hardcore tankie and politically communist girlfriend Stephanie…

Lana Schwartz • August 21, 2020

MASPETH, N.Y. — Skull Valley frontman Jeremy Cesiro is worried his underage girlfriend would be put in danger by her…

Laura McCarthy • July 25, 2020

DAYTON, Ohio — Local romantic Colin Novak finally proposed anal to his longtime girlfriend Amanda Hale yesterday at the couple’s…

Kevin Flynn • June 17, 2020

BROCKTON, Mass. — Noting the fact that she keeps falling behind to the edge of the screen and dying repeatedly, local…

Mark Roebuck • May 24, 2020

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 19, 2020

NEW YORK — Local man Marc Ramsey has baked a life-size sourdough girlfriend to combat his quarantine-induced loneliness, concerned sources…

The Hard Times Staff • May 10, 2020

SEATTLE — A new model from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington shows that…

John Danek • May 8, 2020

Sweep picking is the hardest, gnarliest, most impressive technique a man can do on a guitar. I can’t tell you…

Kyle Kelly-Yahner • April 23, 2020

ST. LOUIS — Local punk Luke Koester downgraded his live-in romantic partner Samatha Tsai from “girlfriend” to “roommate” yesterday following…

John Danek • February 24, 2020

WORCESTER, Mass. — Local straight edge man Matt Parrish reportedly thinks that his girlfriend of eight months is only interested…

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