Jack Humphrey
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Deb From HR’s Office, Pennsylvania — The White Elephant Gift exchange is a cornerstone of the office ecosystem. It allows…
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Chris Bowen
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — Local man Jullian Karnes is hopeful for a war waged by the working class towards the wealthy…
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Tim Sheard
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The abacus. The dodo bird. The shopping mall. It’s natural for aspects of everyday life to become extinct. Luckily, your…
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Jordan Liffengren
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So you’re unemployed for the holidays. Bummer. You might be starting to wonder how you’re going to afford Christmas gifts…
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Dan Rice
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Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and…
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Joe Rumrill
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LINCOLN, Mass. — Local homeowner Shauneese Fortenberry was surprised to receive a “punk” singing telegram yesterday that left the entire…
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Doug Kolic
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CALGARY, Alberta — Local woman Deirdre McPhee is under the false impression that the lame love song her guitar-wielding boyfriend…
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Eric Navarro
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It’s hard being a rich punk. Especially when you’re not rich. So my parents got me a sweater for Christmas.…
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Chris Bowen
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Die-hard calendar enthusiast John Beltran hoped the thin, square present under the Christmas Tree at his parent's…
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Ben Friedman
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The memories of Christmases of my youth never fail to fill my heart. Sure the gifts were great, but the…
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