Colleen Nerney
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INDIANAPOLIS — 18-year-old Christian Mingle opened a lawsuit against his parents early yesterday afternoon in regard to his given name,…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A new film titled “Great Again” featuring famed director Clint Eastwood reciting and acting out boomer memes…
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Mark Maira
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Extremely circumspect spray paint addict, Calvin Roberts, is said to be back to wiping down his cans…
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Lauren Sewell
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PITTSBURGH — The men’s room toilet at Skelly’s Tavern is seeking treatment after going through a dark period and hopes…
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Anna Walsh
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WASHINGTON — Two 20-step staircases at local venue The Disco Motel are among the most hated structures in the city,…
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Peter Woods
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WASHINGTON — The United States Treasury announced they will introduce another round of ⅛” to ¼” adaptors into public circulation…
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Corey Montgomery
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DAYTON, Ohio – Local man Jesse Clingman found himself unimpressed and longing for a friend to direct his complaints after…
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Steve Esparra
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NEW YORK — Local unemployed man George Costanza attempted to impress colleagues by pretending to be a member of metalcore…
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Brooks Gray
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CINCINNATI — Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band, Los Jalapenos, vow to press on with their tri-state tour despite low…
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Tyler Roland
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WINNETKA, Ill. — New Trier High School bully from the class of 1997, Al Edwin, is amazed at what losers…
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