Mark Roebuck
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THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to…
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Cory Cousins
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HOUSTON — Local crust punk Shiloh Waters is still feverishly searching for a potential sitter for his beloved bedbugs while…
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James Siboni
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local man Garrett Doyle has somehow managed to build a real-life personality even more insufferable than the…
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Krissy Howard
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — An attempt to locate a passport was halted earlier this afternoon when Capricorn/Libra-rising Vickie Bailey-Wilson paused the…
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Mark Turner
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ST. LOUIS — Your self-described friend and all-around buzz kill Stevie Fuchas graciously informed you that the young woman who…
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LOS ANGELES — 20th Century Fox released a limited-edition DVD/Blu-ray combo pack of the time-warping cult-classic Donnie Darko earlier today,…
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Steve Bennett
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WEST CHESTER, Pa. -- Hardcore scene veteran Brad White reissued his classic “Huge Fight in Philly” story earlier this week,…
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The Hard Times Staff
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RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…
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Courtney Baka
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CHICAGO -- Swamp Smut drummer Logan Stone discovered a text message following his set on Thursday night, reading, “What time…
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PORTLAND, Ore. -- David Hendershot, the friend who has bragged about his homemade kombucha for the past three months, finally…
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