Patrick Coyne
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URBANA, Ill. — Critically-acclaimed emo band American Football was fooled again this week by an early September spike in online…
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James Knapp
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TOWSON, Md. — Noted anarchist and father Conor “Red” Hampton spent a wholesome afternoon yesterday teaching his 12-year-old son Dennis…
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Dan Rice
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Nearly 2 weeks after Maroon 5’s infamously bad Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show performance and they are still the butt…
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ATLANTA — New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick will set yet another NFL record during the halftime show at…
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Dan Rice
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Fuck God. I never thought I would think those words let alone say them, I’ve been to church every Sunday…
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Dan Kozuh
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A study out of Park High School in central Indiana shows that 9 out of 10 teens splitting a case…
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Nicky Martin
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MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature…
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CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PHILADELPHIA — Local nerd-culture fan Mac Armory, 22, is secretly hoping that one of those cool Fox Sports football-playing robots make…
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