Kevin Coutu
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NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell revealed that the organization is unveiling a new policy to address the domestic…
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Joe Matheson
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SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — Inspired by Turning Point’s alternative halftime show, Kristi Noem has announced that she will be airing her own…
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Mimi Kenny
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BOSTON — Local Bostonian Shawn Williams is still as much of an asshole as any other 47-year-old white male in…
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Harry Valentine
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — The entire Peebles family was too preoccupied with their sports wagers to quarrel during Thanksgiving dinner, ending…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local baseball fans and metalheads discovered that they shared an affinity to drink in parking lots, while one…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW ORLEANS — Rapper Kendrick Lamar thrilled the nation during his Super Bowl halftime appearance after revealing his special guest…
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Jason Clemence
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AUSTIN, Texas — Members of the instrumental post-rock band Explosions in the Sky condemned Hollywood’s current lack of emotionally resonant…
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Bobby Korec
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Behold! Football is upon us, which means it would be foolish of us not to provide an official power ranking…
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Joe Rumrill
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FERNDALE, Mich. — Two former strangers seated together on a Megabus ride found common ground through despising the Eagles despite…
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